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F0lem wrote: lolz, grad mal wieder GBO am abchecken.

<Ninja> Hey alter, alles gute zum 18ten 
<Vincent> lass mir ja meine Ruhe 
<Ninja> mh? was los? 
<Vincent> erinnerst dich noch an Aline? bin mit der en paar mal weggegangen, jedesmal gefickt (aber immer mit Gummi), danach 2-3 Monate nix mehr gehört.... 
<Vincent> jetzt hat die mir gestern per sms geschrieben, dass se schwanger ist.... 
<Ninja> omfg? 
<Vincent> wart, kommt noch besser.....hab ihr dann geschrieben dass es net von mir sein kann, weil ich immer en Gummi benutzt hab... 
<Vincent> Danach war Ruhe... 
<Vincent> Heute beim schaffen kommt mein Chef zu mir und fragt freundlich, warum ich net für Fehler die ich mache einstehe  <Vincent> ich mein halt, dass ich des eigentlich mache und.... 
<Vincent> aufeimal brüllt der mich an 
<Vincent> WARUM SCHWÄNGERST DANN MEINE MINDERJÄHRIGE TOCHTER (sie ist 15) UNS GIBST ES NICHT ZU... 
<Vincent> durch die komplette Werkstatt dass es jeder hört :-/ 
<Vincent> Scheise, ich hab die Tochter meines Chefes geschwänger.... 
<Ninja> alter, kauf dir en Strick 

Molot wrote: german-bash.org

bash.org wrote:<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances -<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

#104383 +(12897)- [X]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
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<wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
<hunney> I am spartacus
<ji_pper>no im spartacus
<Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
<mistr andersn>I’m spartacus
<wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r

Cando Garon wrote: Ich bin dann mal los meinen Lottoschein abgeben xD Mal sehen, ob es gefunzt hat XD

Cando Garon wrote: Leider kein Gewinn o_O

randy Mc rupp wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKpTkBddyK8

randy Mc rupp wrote: lol Wolli, sag jez nicht du hast german-bash noch nicht gekannt...